batmanrogues:

Okay so I read a lot of fanfic about the batfamily and most of the time, there’s little to no mention of the villains - which is fine, each to their own - but have you considered:

• Weird ass dating advice they should definitely not follow on the drive up to Arkham
  
• “So are you guys an item?? Pls I need to win this bet”
  
• Family/couple counselling with their certified disgraced shrink who’s handcuffed in the back of the batmobile
• Running into their villains while they’re on a date
• Running into their villains while the villains are also on a date making this the most awkward double date in the history of the universe
• “Ahhhhhh that’s why I got conficted gay vibes off you every time we fought”
  
• Asking personal questions about their sex lives but there’s literally no way out they have to watch them so all there is to do is to sit there and squirm

Just think of most batman villains as the super strange aunts and uncles who try to dig way too deep into their private lives.